Saturday, May 21, 2016

Two Assholes Joke

SN and FZ went to New York where they met a new friend Paul. They went all over NY with him. Suddenly one day Paul disappeared. The two went to the police station to register a missing person. The police asked if they could give some clear image about Paul that would help to identify and find him.
FZ said "Paul is handsome and tall."
Police A replied "Those are general information. Please give us something more specific."
SN added "Paul has blue eyes and blond hair."
Police B answered "C'mon guys, a lot of Americans have blue eyes and blond hair. You need to tell us better clues."
SN and FZ chimed in "Oh yes... now we remembered something really peculiar. Paul has two assholes."
The Policemen are now perking up "Now that is a good information, but please tell us, how do you know this? Have you guys actually seen it?"
SN and FZ replied "No we haven’t, but wherever we went with Paul, everyone said "Here comes Paul with the two assholes."!!!

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